*pictured with Oliver Onion, a great contender in the Pirate’s pierogi races. — *pictured with Oliver Onion, a great contender in the Pirates’ pierogi races.

Hey, I’m Lindsay.

I knew I wanted to be a writer when, as a kid, I tried selling “books” to my family—three stapled pages with a single sentence on each. I’d like to think I’ve come a long way since then.

As a Pittsburgh native, I’m still coming to terms with the shocking absence of pierogi races* in NYC baseball.

I love yapping, so let’s chat: lfmcparlane@gmail.com

Also find me here: Linkedin

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